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huge fan of disgusting. massive supporter of gross and nasty

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

I actually genuinely don't care if people wear fetish gear out in public like I don't care. This is one of those things people always want you to be outraged about but I genuinely don't give a fuck I'm sorry

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous