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The first picture is of a very cute, round precocial chick probably modelled after a baby quail, with stripy brown feathers and big sparkling eyes. It looks like something a Disney princess would sing a duet with.

The second picture is an altricial chick looking a bit like a baby starling, with uneven sparse yellow wispy feathers, sitting in an undignified pose and squawking with a large wide-open beak. It looks like a Muppet that lives in a bin.

You ever see a picture and you realize it's only like two steps away from being someone's weird fetish art commission?

Anyway she's an artistic gymnast for anyone who was wondering.

Imagine someone at a club flirting with Shane by buying him a drink, not knowing it has one of his allergens in it.

Ilya already gets a mix of emotions from people flirting with Shane- jealousy and protectiveness, yes, but also the self-assured pride of "everyone in the club wants my man but my man only wants me 😎" + "nobody can make you feel the way I do, baby, nobody will ever be enough for you but me." I feel like that, when compounded with Ilya's attention and protectiveness arouns Shane's allergies, would make a fun reaction (pun intended). Maybe him making a show of dumping the drink out while making eye contact with the other guy, idk.

imagining this being just. accidentally the power move of the CENTURY when it comes to rejecting someone flirting with him. and he doesn't even fucking mean it! that's the thing!

he was talking to someone earlier, they were getting flirty, and then he drifted off to go rejoin the team or something. cue a bartender leaning over to him and going, "this is from the guy over there 😉" and nodding towards the person who sent him the drink. and shane is POLITE, okay? he's not interested, but the guy wasn't rude (even if he just. was fucking missing shane wearing a wedding ring, apparently), so he waves his thanks-

-AND THEN TURNS AND HANDS THE DRINK TO ILYA.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.