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I think a big part of what makes Shane so incredibly compelling as a character is that he doesn’t give into stereotypes that have been perpetuated for so long that many people don’t even recognise them as anything out of the ordinary when they see them. Like, he’s autistic but he is shown to have deep connections to the people closest to him, he’s shown to be a person whose opinion is respected, he’s shown to be a person people are actively drawn to and want to be around, he’s shown to be funny and, yes, a little bitchy. He’s submissive but he’s never weak. He’s a top athlete who’s competative to a fault, never cowers from a challenge, and is a natural leader, and none of those facts are shown to be in conflict with his longing and need to submit. He’s a bottom but he’s overtly masculine, he’s physically large and unafraid to take up space; unafraid to push back. He’s a full fucking person and that is so refreshing to see, especially for those who share some of his traits and have only ever been allowed a representation of themselves that reduces them to that one trait, washing them of anything that adds nuance.
I want hanahaki fic but where you CAN survive hanahaki by falling out of love with the object of your affections.
So at first Ilya doesn't make any changes. It's no big deal. He's underestimated the danger in the thoughts he's been half-assed about shutting down when it comes to Shane, but he'll start doing that.
Then he does start to try and distance himself from Shane because the 'don't think about it' thing wasn't working, except trying to stay away and Shane has just been making things WORSE.
So Ilya finally breaks down and has to admit thay he just needs some time to get treatment. (In this world removal surgeries are illegal almost everywhere. Treatment means counseling, inhalers and etc. And staying away from the object of your affections (ooa) long enough to get the blooms under control.)
EXCEPT. Obviously Ilya can't just tell Shane that the flowers are for HIM. So Ilya can't really explain why if he said no when Shane offers to do whatever he can to help Ilya fall out of love with his ooa.
Well. Technically he doesn't even have to explain. This is his LIFE he's risking. For NOTHING. But.
Shane makes his offer armed with a list of things his research tells him are commonplace for helping someone fall out of love. Romantic meals. Cuddling. It goes on and on - a list of everything Ilya would kill to have for real and will probably die getting from Shane fake but oh god he WANTS.
And he can always go and get treatment if it gets really bad, right?
So Ilya accepts, and at first it actually DOES seem to be helping. Maybe he doesn't even need to have his love requited to cure this thing? Maybe just getting to love Shane freely, even if Shane doesn't know it isn't just Ilya going through the motions to forget another lover, is all he really needs.
Until Shane says something to the affect of maybe- maybe they should keep doing the whole list. Even though Ilya seems to be doing better so he must be cured. Just to be safe. Which makes Ilya realize that duh OF COURSE he can't just play this game FOREVER. Eventually Shane will tire of this or figure him out or Ilya will just DIE.
Which brings back the blooms with a VENGEANCE.
Now it's serious and both Svetlana and Shane think the other is Ilya's ooa and confront him when they find out he hasn't been staying away, both assuming they are talking about the other. So it sounds to Ilya like Shane knows that it's him and is talking about treatment and Ilya staying away from someone who just can't love him for whatever reason and he just about chokes to death right then and there.
(But of course the truth comes out and Shane has been in love this whole time, dreaming that maybe Ilya could fall in love with him but not really believing it and dying a little inside, hanahaki or no hanahaki, watching Ilya waste away from what he thinks is love for someone else. HEA. The end.)

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If I could just let go
⛓️ for the Hollanov Kinfest prompt 1 - CNC
⛓️ ~5k words one-shot
⛓️ situationship era
Not sure if they’re in Québec or France. Love their friendship, though. Good times.
I feel like Stefon from SNL trying to recc this (Like "This fic has everything... action, romance, a rysposito reference in the notes of one chapter...) Because it's just SO GOOD I want to say everything about it!
Read it here.
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with the way ilya went fucking DEMON MODE after the news about shane and rose hit the internet and the way ilya was suddenly playing WAY rougher and angrier with shane than he ever had before, i KNOW most of that team thought ilya had a thing for rose.
and depending on how many movies for the franchise rose had filmed in montreal in the past??? not impossible that SHE was the montreal girl cap was always running off to see when they were in town. yes! it all makes sense!! rose landry is montreal girl, and hollander has STOLEN HER!!
which leads to the very funny idea of the boston team trying to be loyal to ilya and parent trap situations on nights out on the town to get ilya and rose to spend time together because SURELY cap can win her back! he's ilya rozanov!! of course he can do it!! manage to get them "accidentally" locked in a room together and NO chance cap doesn't win her back and steal her away from hollander!
this is, incidentally, ilya's Fucking Nightmare.
TEARS IN MY EYES LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
oh MAN, one other player from boston got picked for all stars and another came along as their plus-one because listen. ilya has been carrying around a BAD FUCKING VIBE and they are. worried. he is in demon mode and very mean rn but he's their cap, so they gotta look out for him. and atp the whole boston team thinks they've solved the puzzle (they. have not. they have actually invented their own picture and cut it into pieces to MAKE a puzzle), so they send to the groupchat (the one without ilya called Potential Evidence For a Cold Case Episode One Day) that oh! landry is HERE, guys! she apparently came with hollander.
and OBVIOUSLY this is the perfect time to find space for cap and landry to get together 1 on 1 again! what if she came JUST to see cap!! (they needed to run this past like. at least one wag. but alas.)
and meanwhile rose came with shane as moral support in him trying to talk to ilya, but now ilya is avoiding them like the fucking PLAGUE.
BUT NOW IT DOES LOOK LIKE ROSE IS ACTIVELY SEEKING ILYA OUT.
BUT NOT FOR THE FUCKING REASON THAT THE BOSTON TEAM THINKS.
so the players are like SCORE. PERFECT. landry even asked one of them where cap was!! she WANTS HIM, guys. WE MIGHT SURVIVE AFTER ALL. ROSE LANDRY, WE WORSHIP AT YOUR FEET. PLEASE SAVE US.
so one of them distracts shane while the other goes to get rose, and rose is like "well, shane is busy, and maybe rozanov just needs to hear that shane wants to speak to him, and i can do that."
but now rose and ilya are locked in a room, rose doesn't want to say shane's part FOR HIM so she's just trying to set the stage by talking about what a wonderful person shane is and how he makes a great boyfriend and is so sweet and sensitive and-
and ilya meanwhile has his focus torn between trying to set her on fire with his mind, set himself on fire with his mind, and make his teammates (who are DEAD when he gets out of here) catch on fire with his mind.
and meanwhile shane is still forty-five minutes deep into a talk about dunkin that he does NOT know how to get out of.

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Hudson with glasses ⎚⩊⎚ -✧
When news gets out that Shane wears glasses, designer eyewear brands begin reaching out.
Ilya is super normal about the resulting ads.
Hudson with glasses ⎚⩊⎚ -✧
✨ CHEMISTRY ✨
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honestly hollanovs biggest kink is monogamy and possession 😔
YESSS TOTALLY AGREE and they are right for it 🙂↕️ they both get off on being It for each other… i can imagine ilya bringing up the other guy who fucked shane, making shane admit it wasn’t as good and that no one can fuck him like ilya can. conversely, shane is like you fucked so many but no one consumes you like i do 🫨
so fucking hot to me… if anyone has fic recs, send em overrr
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after edging shane for an hour, ilya makes him straddle his chest, put his cock between ilya’s huge tits and squeeze them around it. he grips shane’s hips and starts grinding them back and forth, the sloppy slide of precum making each movement so, so easy and effortless.
“this is how you fuck, shane,” ilya says, and shane can only whimper in return because he’s been on the very very edge for ages and ilya’s chest hair rubs ever so slightly against his oversensitive cock and his brain is filled with cum cum cum please can i cum but ilya hasn’t given him permission yet.
one of ilya’s hands leaves shane’s hip and lifts up to his flushed cheek, patting it lightly, with a hint of condescension.
“you wanted to try topping, yes?” and shane nods furiously, hot tears steaming down his face into ilya’s palm. “then you should learn how to do it properly.”
“ilya, please, i can’t—” shane whines when ilya’s other hand drifts to the moving tip of his cock, caressing it with the pad of his thumb every time it appears from between his pecs.
“ah no, no, shane, you cannot come,” ilya tuts, giving shane’s cheek a small slap. “how can you top me if you come so fast? you would not want me to come first?”
shane shakes his head, then nods, then shakes his head again, because he honest to god can’t figure out which one it’s supposed to be. “yes, yes, ilya, please, want to please you… want you to come so bad…”
“good boy.” with one last pat to his cheek, ilya moves his hand back down to shane’s hip. his fingers squeeze around shane’s tip with a squelch, tearing a strangled, borderline tortured moan from him. “i will clench around you like this, you understand? you have to hold it. be good for me, sweetheart, and you will get to come too.”
i feel like of the two, ilya would be the one more likely to get the shitty "oh, that nag at home" nudge nudge jokes, and it's extremely funny to imagine him just. not engaging at all. he fucking LOVES being married, and he is shane hollander's greatest fan. you are talking absolute nonsense to him.
he gets a text on a night out maybe at all stars with players he doesn't usually talk to, and obviously they know ilya and shane are married and shane stayed back at the hotel instead of joining them
"ahhhh, gotta get home to the old ball and chain soon, huh?"
"what even are you saying to me"
"old lady isn't blowing up your phone?"
"i am married to a man. there is no lady."
"but he's the girl in the relationship, isn't he?"
"is english your second language also? you seem confused by the concept of gay marriage."