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I think David teared up every time he felt Shane kick when Yuna was pregnant. Yuna would just be lying back on a mountain of pillows while David would be stroking her pregnant belly when she'd feel Shane kick. And then she'd just hear a soft gasp followed by sniffles and she'd be like Oh my god David not again but David can't help it!!! 😭😭 Their baby's in there!!! 😭😭
There is such a WEALTH of characterization in the sex scenes in the books, and I could see that being a thing that attracted Jacob Tierney to beginning this proflject in the first place.
Nth Thing We Learn About Shane Hollander From The Sex In Chapter 27 Of The Long Game: Shane's Dom Game is ON POINT. As in, his game for mentally domming himself.
Ilya says, like, three things that could maybe be considered commanding: "We are going to go slow tonight", "Stay", and "Touch yourself".
BUT SHANE.
In his head, he's all: 'Nothing mattered but Ilya' and 'Be good... Let him do this for you' and 'He needed to accept that Ilya was in charge here' while Ilya jumps through, like, six different hoops to get Shane as hot as possible 👀
I'd love to see someone say something stupid about bottoms or submisssives like they're meant to be powerless where Ilya can react authentically, because I think he would laugh and laugh (or punch whoever said it, depending on their tone).
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Wouldst thou come to my cottage for the solstice? Forsooth, travel not to your homelands. Journey to my home, we shall have all manner of delights. None shall spy upon us thither, nor shall they even know of our presence. For a full fortnight! Solely the two of us, twain.
they don't know about us
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thou art most pleasant to cast mine eyes upon. forsooth, my kinsman miles grows ill with envy.
i entreat you, are there any hockey players who seek the affections of their fellow man? i’faith, it must be so, but i beseech you, do any seek such affections in the light of day?
slavic rogozine’s big brown puppydog eyes are crazy actually. like i fear the abandoned dog look that ilya’s got going on is genetic
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Shane would carry fate on his shoulders, every time.
Its the wildest thing to Ilya that the Hollanders no only do not forget his birthday but make it a central part of their June plans. The first year he's officially Shane's boyfriend, three days after the bears are knocked out of the playoffs, he gets a phone call from Yuna. She somehow has managed to normalize the fact that he now gets monthly phone calls from his boyfriend's mother so he's not too weirded out. But then she's asking about his plans, obviously he will be invited to Vegas but is he celebrating his birthday with his friends and which is fine but when does he think he'll be in Canada or does he have a free couple of days in June we'll just come to you. Ilya's kinda speechless because 1. He was not aware that Yuna knew when his birthday was (when he expresses this later to Shane, Shane's like Ilya its on your Wikipedia page... which renders Ilya speechless again because that means Yuna went looking for his birthdate.) 2. He was not expecting the Hollanders outside of Shane to want to do something.
His plans at the moment were to talk Shane into going clubbing with Ilya and Svetlana. But suddenly an image popped into his head. The Hollanders, Shane, Sveta, and Ilya all gathered around Ilya's massive dining table, eating pasta and drinking nice wine, maybe having cake. They all give Ilya nice gifts that he likes, maybe Shane gives Ilya a really nice watch or a perfume that he'd had a professional help pick out. Then the Hollanders retreating to the living room while Shane, Sveta, and Ilya heading upstairs to laugh and pregame and get ready for the club together. Saying goodbye to Shane's parents and slipping into Shane's car to go out and meet Marly and a couple of the guys out for some partying. Then ending the night in his own bed, in Shane's big steady arms, maybe with some drunken birthday sex. Quietly, obviously, because the Hollanders and Sveta are in the guest rooms.
Ilya has never wanted something for his birthday more in his entire life. The scariest part is that he's almost sure that its now something he can actually get.
Ilya during or after The Long Game, and somehow Shane gets to go back in time. He's sent all the way back though - to before the CCM ad. Sometimes, Shane could almost believe that he IS as crazy as everyone would think he is if he tried to tell him he's from the future. To cope, he ends up getting tats to remind him that what he remembers DID happen. He just has to wait and it'll happen again. The thing is, he has to make thrm cryptic to not give away his secret.
What tats do you think he'd get? All I can think if is getting thebimportant room numbers - the first one, thr in where they exchanged phone numbers, the one where he told Ilya he likes him. (I can't remember which of thr last 2 room numbers in thr book this was.) To make them cryptic, maybe he could get them in language Ilya couldn't read or associate with himself?
ok but ignoring the fact they just forgot to cover hudsons lil gun hip tattoo let’s actually say shane has that tattoo. he got it when he scored his first hat trick and got so fucking wasted with the team for the first time ever that they convinced him to let one of their girlfriends give him a tattoo to celebrate and he’s like okey in his lil drunk haze of being around so many people but so happy and full of adrenaline and when this girl asks what he wants he goes “a gun” and someone calls out “why!” and he smiles coly and is like “because I’m a good shot” and everyone’s hootin and hollerin and someone grabs his shoulders and is shaking him and messing up his hair and he’s laughing along and then after a minute the girl comes with a little sketch of a gun and goes “where do you want it?” and he starts to freak a bit because oh is he really going to do this and then the girl is like “what about on your hipbone? that’s hot” and she obviously flirting even shane realises that but then an old timer on the team (bros like 29) that shane secretly has a crush on is like “hell yeah rookie, girl is right that’s hot as fuck” and shane just nods in agreement and then he’s being positioned by the girl and suddenly his sweats are pulled down below his hipbone and a stencil of the gun is pressed to his hip and he doesn’t really remember much after that but he does remember waking up with it and thinking i wonder what Rozanov will say and then pinching himself at that thought.
ilya jokingly complains to yuna and david about shane doing something (“david!!! help!! shane is pinching me!!!”) and they reply with a version of “sorry no returns” “you married him” “he’s yours now” and he loooooves to hear that!!!

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I'm not sure you're supposed to smoke here.
AU where Shane and Ilya's outing blows up all of his sponsors and he no longer has to pretend to be a perfect role model. Overnight his perfect veneer is blown up and all of the organizations that were looking to him to be a role model basically sever ties (and the Ilya Rozanov of it all is actually the main reason...Scott Hunter remained just as Catholic and just as white after he came out)
Without the strange neutered sex symbol vibe that he had going before (or the born sexy yesterday vibe) Shane is finally free.
Shane only pulls his punches in the context of his NHL contract. His interviews in his personal capacity are scathing, direct, and scandalous. To be clear Shane is still respectful but it is very much an eye for and eye kind of situation.
Shane is at the club with Ilya, grinding and singing along to the club hits. Shane is getting tipsy and telling people to fuck off when they try to talk to Ilya. Shane is wearing see through shirts and necklaces, he is flipping people off, he is getting bottle girls/boys for the VIP table.
Shane does the Wonderland shoot, he goes on the Canceled podcast, he shows up to Andy Cohen's show, he and Ilya are doing the internet interview circuit and being unapologetically "grown men".
Twitter and Tabloids and Hockey shows all go from discussing the strangeness of the pairing, then how Ilya has corrupted Shane's demeanor and then finally arrive at the conclusion that Shane has always been like this. (This is only after the revelation that Shane and Ilya have been a thing the whole damn time)
Yuna and Farah are pleasantly surprised that after the initial scorched earth media approach, Shane and Ilya actually start getting sponsors once more. BVLRGARI and Ferrari are in Yuna's inbox, hoping to monetize on the hype and Hollanov's authenticity.
The Hollanov vibe is pretty much as messy as a happily married couple can be without being trashy.