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remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

You guys could've had a lovely toonie like Canada, but you went for paper :(

Idk what that means but I’m willing to take offense from it.

canadian $1 coin has a loon (bird) on it, so is called a loonie. $2 coin is thus called a toonie (two-oonie) for symmetry

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

"why is the character like that" >look inside character >it's the author's subconscious attempt to love themself

this is meant positively by the way. sometimes you love the character so much you end up putting a piece of yourself in it to learn how it is to love yourself without realising and thats ok.

Truly, I believe this.