cryptid fisherman

From Yoga Anatomy by Leslie Kaminoff.

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

sorry but youre never going to get me to care about workplace theft

You laugh now, but they stole my workplace last year. I looked up from my desk and I was just standing in an empty field. Desk was gone too

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.