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mhmm
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awe u need sum1 2 kiss it better
mhmm
I kiss it better baby ;p
smooch!

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I'm goin to kill if another person calls me boy
What about baby boy?
Eugh nope. Somethings wrong with this one tho not as bad a boy. I aint a baby or a boy im a grown-ass man
okay wait im not sure. like. dunno. it aint that bad but it sounds bad. i aint sure
Is good tho :> You’re my baby boy
kiss
Mmm youre on thin ice >///>
Oooh really? >:> What’ll happen when the ice breaks, baby boy?
youre gonna fall into freezing water and die most likely
oh I thought you meant metaphorically
I mean yeah! buttt yknow that was funny. yeah? yeah um please dont actually die tho
HA- I won’t trust
‘N yeah it was funny baby boy :>
I'm goin to kill if another person calls me boy
What about baby boy?
Eugh nope. Somethings wrong with this one tho not as bad a boy. I aint a baby or a boy im a grown-ass man
okay wait im not sure. like. dunno. it aint that bad but it sounds bad. i aint sure
Is good tho :> You’re my baby boy
kiss
Mmm youre on thin ice >///>
Oooh really? >:> What’ll happen when the ice breaks, baby boy?
youre gonna fall into freezing water and die most likely
oh I thought you meant metaphorically
I'm goin to kill if another person calls me boy
What about baby boy?
Eugh nope. Somethings wrong with this one tho not as bad a boy. I aint a baby or a boy im a grown-ass man
okay wait im not sure. like. dunno. it aint that bad but it sounds bad. i aint sure
Is good tho :> You’re my baby boy
kiss
Mmm youre on thin ice >///>
Oooh really? >:> What’ll happen when the ice breaks, baby boy?
I'm goin to kill if another person calls me boy
What about baby boy?
Eugh nope. Somethings wrong with this one tho not as bad a boy. I aint a baby or a boy im a grown-ass man
okay wait im not sure. like. dunno. it aint that bad but it sounds bad. i aint sure
Is good tho :> You’re my baby boy
kiss

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I'm goin to kill if another person calls me boy
What about baby boy?
Oh my gooooooooosh Im whinin so ya prolly know what's goin on. Ok maybe not cause it only happened once here but today aside from match we have inventariization thingy. however ya spell that but that. during the night too caus eya know we do be busy during the day.
Anyways send best wishes or better yet bonk or snacks cause im in misery
am backkkk
wait so what happened???
inventarusatuon
… HUH??
Oh my gooooooooosh Im whinin so ya prolly know what's goin on. Ok maybe not cause it only happened once here but today aside from match we have inventariization thingy. however ya spell that but that. during the night too caus eya know we do be busy during the day.
Anyways send best wishes or better yet bonk or snacks cause im in misery
am backkkk
wait so what happened???
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
"I thought the point was to help yer hip." Scout puckered up his lips and almost patted said hip but he managed to realize in time this probably would not be a good idea.
“Well- yeah, that too. I guess this was my ulterior motive..”
I smirk, landing another smooch onto your puckered lips. Then another, and another!
"Pfff, fair enough." Scout kept smiling widely throughout the kisses. This is not what he expected to happen today but damn was he not complaining.
I grin, clearly glad you’re smiling again. The last five I gave was a little longer and steamier than the last few.
“Mm…”
At this point Scout's expression could only be described as blissed out though once he gained back some coherence he had to ask,
"Hey, wait, I know this is kinda weird to ask after we did all this and stuff but... uh, what name should I call ya? I mean if ya want me to use yeetus or whatever that's fine with me, even though I have no idea what that means," He added quieter, "but yeah I just realized I don't know."
"Oh- uh..." I lean back a little.
"Yeetus or- or just Hay is good with me."
"Ok, cool, that's easy to remember!" Scout beamed. "And your... wait, I don't remember what they're called uh... pro... pro... pro-something. Like, I mean, the whole he or she or something else thing. Just kinda thought I'd ask cause I learned with Eddie that this can be kinda different for people and... yeah."
Perhaps this wasn't the best moment for that but damn if they were at the stage of kissing Scout'd rather know.
“Oh! My pronouns?” I chuckle, nuzzling your cheek.“I go by she/they.”
I lean back down and press a small peck to your head. “It’s okay.”
"Yeah, that!" They... so kinda like they sometimes did with Pyro. Hm. Scout still prefered thinking Pyro was a guy.
"Alright, alright, enough with that that, miss Yeetus. We can go back to kissin' n' whatnot." He shivered under the kiss to his head.
I giggle at the little shiver, leaning back down to kiss the corner of your mouth. It’s a small gesture, sure, but still sweet.
“Fine by me, Scout.”
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
"I thought the point was to help yer hip." Scout puckered up his lips and almost patted said hip but he managed to realize in time this probably would not be a good idea.
“Well- yeah, that too. I guess this was my ulterior motive..”
I smirk, landing another smooch onto your puckered lips. Then another, and another!
"Pfff, fair enough." Scout kept smiling widely throughout the kisses. This is not what he expected to happen today but damn was he not complaining.
I grin, clearly glad you’re smiling again. The last five I gave was a little longer and steamier than the last few.
“Mm…”
At this point Scout's expression could only be described as blissed out though once he gained back some coherence he had to ask,
"Hey, wait, I know this is kinda weird to ask after we did all this and stuff but... uh, what name should I call ya? I mean if ya want me to use yeetus or whatever that's fine with me, even though I have no idea what that means," He added quieter, "but yeah I just realized I don't know."
"Oh- uh..." I lean back a little.
"Yeetus or- or just Hay is good with me."
"Ok, cool, that's easy to remember!" Scout beamed. "And your... wait, I don't remember what they're called uh... pro... pro... pro-something. Like, I mean, the whole he or she or something else thing. Just kinda thought I'd ask cause I learned with Eddie that this can be kinda different for people and... yeah."
Perhaps this wasn't the best moment for that but damn if they were at the stage of kissing Scout'd rather know.
“Oh! My pronouns?” I chuckle, nuzzling your cheek.“I go by she/they.”
I lean back down and press a small peck to your head. “It’s okay.”

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scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
"I thought the point was to help yer hip." Scout puckered up his lips and almost patted said hip but he managed to realize in time this probably would not be a good idea.
“Well- yeah, that too. I guess this was my ulterior motive..”
I smirk, landing another smooch onto your puckered lips. Then another, and another!
"Pfff, fair enough." Scout kept smiling widely throughout the kisses. This is not what he expected to happen today but damn was he not complaining.
I grin, clearly glad you’re smiling again. The last five I gave was a little longer and steamier than the last few.
“Mm…”
At this point Scout's expression could only be described as blissed out though once he gained back some coherence he had to ask,
"Hey, wait, I know this is kinda weird to ask after we did all this and stuff but... uh, what name should I call ya? I mean if ya want me to use yeetus or whatever that's fine with me, even though I have no idea what that means," He added quieter, "but yeah I just realized I don't know."
"Oh- uh..." I lean back a little.
"Yeetus or- or just Hay is good with me."
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
"I thought the point was to help yer hip." Scout puckered up his lips and almost patted said hip but he managed to realize in time this probably would not be a good idea.
“Well- yeah, that too. I guess this was my ulterior motive..”
I smirk, landing another smooch onto your puckered lips. Then another, and another!
"Pfff, fair enough." Scout kept smiling widely throughout the kisses. This is not what he expected to happen today but damn was he not complaining.
I grin, clearly glad you’re smiling again. The last five I gave was a little longer and steamier than the last few.
“Mm…”
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
"I thought the point was to help yer hip." Scout puckered up his lips and almost patted said hip but he managed to realize in time this probably would not be a good idea.
“Well- yeah, that too. I guess this was my ulterior motive..”
I smirk, landing another smooch onto your puckered lips. Then another, and another!
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”
"Pal, if ya keep callin' me such names am gonna get too excited for my own good." His smile turned a bit awkward now.
“That’s the point, Scout,” I snicker, lying back down on your chest.
scour I’m in pain and I need attention will you please cuddle me
Oh shite yea I guess I can fair warning tho I ain't the person to go for pain advice but cuddles are good sure
C'mere
“Yaaay…”
I lay my head into your neck, sprawling.
"Hm..." Scout led them to his bed slowly, he wasn't exactly the best at half-carrying people.
Still, once they arrived it was worth it.
"Wanna talk or just relax?" Without waiting for a response, "So what was that about that pain?"
“My hip hurts. Like- badly. I messed it up a few months ago after falling down concrete stairs and landing on the edge…”
I sigh. “It flares up a lot.”
"Sounds painful enough. Been to a doc or something? Seriously, I don't think cuddles will help with that." Still, he was happy with them.
I grunt against your neck, curling around your torso. For your troubles, I plant a few kisses onto your cheek and neck.
“… not yet, but I’m workin’ on it. Hard to find the time to go in..”
"Don't blame ya for that..."Scout's voice trailed off. It was hard to focus once the kisses especially on his neck appeared. "Mmm."
I hum contentedly, kissing your nose next.
"Mm.. hehe- Thanks for this."
Scout's nose wrinkled.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm here for, heh. Ya can just chill with me whenever for whatever reason."
I smile and press another kiss onto your cheek… and another square on the mouth. Gently- since I don’t know how you’ll reciprocate.
“I appreciate it.”
Oh, Scout grinned giddily at that. In fact, he had to wiggle under his companion to let his feelings be known.
He reciprocated the kiss and held itfor a while before stopping it because he needed to smile widely.
(OOOOUGH-)
I giggle at the sight, leaning back down to give a few more kisses onto your lips. “Sweet boy…”

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Ranking the tf2 mercs based on their manipulative-ness. (?) Bear with me here: Level 200 Manipulators: Spy - OBVIOUSLY. It's part of his job, he is trained at picking people apart for mimicry purposes. Can get in your head so easy because he has to play you, has to be you. You never really know what's real and what isn't. Probably has a personal dossier on everybody that he keeps updated. Medic - Listen, it's not entirely on purpose (yes it is), and he's super cute about it and very honest with his intentions, he makes cracking your ribs open sound like a great way to spend the evening. It's for science, Liebe. Just relax and let me get my hands on this sternal saw right here aaaaand... Decently Manipulative: Engineer - It comes with the territory, I really do believe he has good intentions (most of the time.) It's just that, when you're a genius, don't you get a little bit curious? Don't you just wanna go ape shit? Only uses his powers for good though, you gotta know how to wrangle the crazies when you work with them. Pyro - They aren't completely childish, they know how to get what they want, and people being afraid of them makes that super easy! Yay! They like keeping matchbooks on hand as easy threats and reminders of what they can do. Leans back, stares at you silently, perfectly lights a match while keeping their mask's goggles trained on you.
Heavy - Well educated, built like a beast, and a face to make you feel really queasy when he gets silent. Being that big all your life makes you very aware of the presence you take up in a room. He does make good on a lot of his threats, so you know not to fuck around. But most of the time, he doesn't wanna put in all that effort.
Tries, and fails: Sniper - He people watches a lot, so it makes him pick up on things others wouldn't usually, but his social skills are so piss poor his options are 1. Get really mad and throw petty insults. 2. Skulk away and spend the evening sulking. He thinks about his blunders too much to get into peoples heads like that. Also he smells. Demo - OH SCRUMPY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY LOVES ME. <- He sobs to himself in his room, in a puddle of his own throw-up. You get a lot of scenes like this and you just have to take a broom and gently caress his back with it because you don't wanna get too close to him while he's all... Soggy like that. Couldn't manipulate their way out of a fucking shoe: Scout - LETS GOOOO he's so fucking stupid, okay, that's mean, but no, really, his roundabouts are so obvious you just go "If you want something from me, just say it." And he's all "Whaaaat??? Yo what are you talking about, I was literally jus-" and whinges and whines that you would even accuse him of something like that. Soldier - DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MANIPULATION! That is for SPIES who are COWARDLY and WEAK, and a REAL AMERICAN MAN pulls himself up by his bootstraps, walks down to the factory, and says, GIVE ME A JOB, and gets the cops called on him for being a PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.
It freakin pisses me off but I guess its good people think I cant lie :)
Sweetheart you really can’t…
…
I huff. You’re a good liar when you try…
Ranking the tf2 mercs based on their manipulative-ness. (?) Bear with me here: Level 200 Manipulators: Spy - OBVIOUSLY. It's part of his job, he is trained at picking people apart for mimicry purposes. Can get in your head so easy because he has to play you, has to be you. You never really know what's real and what isn't. Probably has a personal dossier on everybody that he keeps updated. Medic - Listen, it's not entirely on purpose (yes it is), and he's super cute about it and very honest with his intentions, he makes cracking your ribs open sound like a great way to spend the evening. It's for science, Liebe. Just relax and let me get my hands on this sternal saw right here aaaaand... Decently Manipulative: Engineer - It comes with the territory, I really do believe he has good intentions (most of the time.) It's just that, when you're a genius, don't you get a little bit curious? Don't you just wanna go ape shit? Only uses his powers for good though, you gotta know how to wrangle the crazies when you work with them. Pyro - They aren't completely childish, they know how to get what they want, and people being afraid of them makes that super easy! Yay! They like keeping matchbooks on hand as easy threats and reminders of what they can do. Leans back, stares at you silently, perfectly lights a match while keeping their mask's goggles trained on you.
Heavy - Well educated, built like a beast, and a face to make you feel really queasy when he gets silent. Being that big all your life makes you very aware of the presence you take up in a room. He does make good on a lot of his threats, so you know not to fuck around. But most of the time, he doesn't wanna put in all that effort.
Tries, and fails: Sniper - He people watches a lot, so it makes him pick up on things others wouldn't usually, but his social skills are so piss poor his options are 1. Get really mad and throw petty insults. 2. Skulk away and spend the evening sulking. He thinks about his blunders too much to get into peoples heads like that. Also he smells. Demo - OH SCRUMPY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO TRULY LOVES ME. <- He sobs to himself in his room, in a puddle of his own throw-up. You get a lot of scenes like this and you just have to take a broom and gently caress his back with it because you don't wanna get too close to him while he's all... Soggy like that. Couldn't manipulate their way out of a fucking shoe: Scout - LETS GOOOO he's so fucking stupid, okay, that's mean, but no, really, his roundabouts are so obvious you just go "If you want something from me, just say it." And he's all "Whaaaat??? Yo what are you talking about, I was literally jus-" and whinges and whines that you would even accuse him of something like that. Soldier - DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MANIPULATION! That is for SPIES who are COWARDLY and WEAK, and a REAL AMERICAN MAN pulls himself up by his bootstraps, walks down to the factory, and says, GIVE ME A JOB, and gets the cops called on him for being a PUBLIC DISTURBANCE.
It freakin pisses me off but I guess its good people think I cant lie :)
Sweetheart you really can’t…