The Infant of Prague customized my van

straight up mysterois forces are acting upon me

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

i’m going to start a support group for people who can feel It coming

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled