The Infant of Prague customized my van

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

yeah i just generally will more readily accept a story with no male characters than one where the male characters add nothing and are shoe-horned in or they serve no narrative purpose. like why do men have to be included in stories at all, it just seems unrealistic to expect to see men in everything

The men are always flat and without a real personality anyway so that's why I just ship the women with each other. They're the characters that the writers focus on making three dimensional so why wouldn't I?

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

Did you guys know about the infinite chocolate hack

I don't really have anything to live for but maybe I can stay alive twenty more seconds for you to show me