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guy nervously googling “what kind of visuals do you get on bud light” before drinking two beers

Daddy's lawn is looking good after this rain we've had

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome