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count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

i am favored by the heavens and all that dwells beneath

any trans women wanna just fuck my shit uo

please

ID: Nancy Reagans bitch husband saying, "mister gorbachev, whip out that cock" in black and white

[ID: Photo of an angry man pointing up at text above his head that, highlighted in red, reads "If you don't like: trans women" and, highlighted in green, reads "You should: die". The words trans women have the trans flag behind them, while the word die is fiery red text in all caps. /End ID]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

one of the most common random encounters on this website is "guy who is incredibly insecure about their reading ability and will take you using marginally uncommon vocabulary on your own blog as a personal attack intended to lord your superiority over them specifically"