waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop disease

btw its probably obvious to most people but just in case, any account messaging or tagging you with the tumblr logo as their icon and a name like "blog updater" is a new phishing scam, dont click anything

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

real life texture glitch

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

@rppik

EVERY YEAR

Every case of sapphic true love is a romance between a Pink and a Purple and if ur curious what I mean, you can watch utena (the relationship from the Pink's perspective) or pmmm (the relationship from the Purple's perspective)

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

bigots can now reblog your selfie or personal post, mock it, and block you, and if you don't see it the second it happens, it can spread to thousands of their ilk with literally no possible way for you to know, unless you happen to be on one of their blogs and come across it. are you comfortable with this? i know i'm not.

good news is my outdated mobile version still works fine. really awesome platform when a months out of date revision works objectively better than the most recent

hang on. if my months outdated mobile app still allows me to properly sort thru notes on post. does that not imply they’re handling this change pretty much entirely frontend and just hiding/not loading the truncated parts of the chain?

the long awaited sequel to "what the hell looks this website's backend like": "this website frontend must be insane too"

big shout out to tumblr for being the first major site in like two years to implement an ill-advised "feature" nobody wants, likes or respects that doesn't involve AI

posts that have 10k notes if you take the time to add up the number of likes, replies and reblogs across 4 different sub-posts to me