paskin lobbins

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

perhaps the mother loves the cuckoo chick. perhaps the cuckoo chick loves her mother. have you not considered this?

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

Bloodymary posters PUBLICALLY ADMITTING to not liking iron lung need to be put down I fear

btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults

But watch out

ok guys whatever you do dont think about merle on the mushroom planet giving hope to a hopeless people he'll never see again just because he wants them to feel strong. and staying with them as the hunger descends and DO NOT think about them singing as a congregation while merle promises them that no matter what happens theres gonna be a future for them because thats what faith is about DONT THINK ABOUT IT. DONT THINK ABOUT how he brought music to these people and how theyre saved by the church he built them and he refuses to leave them alone inside even as hes pulled aboard the starblaster by the universe and DO NOT. IN ANY FUCKING WAY. THINK ABOUT HOW he did all this knowing in a year it could have been for nothing and he didnt care because he just wanted to bring them hope, and its only because he chose to bring them hope regardless that it was not for nothing. DONT THINK ABOUT IT

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

a Common misconception under this post is that the weird kids will not judge you. I have news for you

like idk i think at this point im just gonna have to start blocking anyone who's into taylor swift. sorry but if you can't drop her even after she invites ICE agents to her fucking wedding i just don't really think i want you near me. why are you throwing all of your supposed values away for a mid at best pop singer?

*guy who runs a ICE concentration camp, not an ICE agent. my bad. point still stands.

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

Get hoped

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast