much love

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

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average tumblr user reblogs this and says "lol I am a proud brick wall"

listening to straight women talk about their boyfriends is insane. it's never a normal story

dumbass fucking missed

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

Using Coke instead of water to make instant coffee sounds like a great example of the MBMBaM definition of spicy/spiced