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I do think it's actually very funny that some transphobes get so lost in the Abigail Shrier Irreversible Damage sauce that they develop a knee jerk aversion to hysterectomies/oophorectomies on the grounds that some fertile young transmasc might have their reproductive organs yoinked that they just like. totally black out and stop caring that that's also life changing healthcare for countless cis women. was my mother part of the trans agenda when she got her uterus removed in her forties to stop her debilitatingly painful periods. were the doctors who repeatedly tried to convince a divorced middle aged woman with two grown children that she shouldn't do it in case she wanted to have a geriatric pregnancy someday actually just taking a brave stance against gender ideology.
a significant factor to understanding the political landscape of the United States is recognizing that many poor white people have been taught across generations to actively vote against things that would benefit them if those things would also benefit Black people, and I think the terfy set really whips themselves into a similar frenzy re: embracing medical misogyny and obstructed bodily autonomy for cis women as long as it might also wreck some hypothetical trans dude's day.
I had this casual friend who turned out to be a TERF. The first clue we got was her objecting to a second friend wanting to get a breast reduction for medical reasons. Mind you, this person is 100% cis and only wanted her back to stop hurting, but she got treated to a whole speech about 'gender ideology' and how she shouldn't 'mutilate her body'.
gender ideology is when *checks notes* women make their own medical decisions
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made
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I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?
Yes, and yes! 😃👍
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
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It's been years but still reeling from when I was still figuring out trans stuff for myself, found forcemasc and thought it was neat, shared it in a group chat where there were more experienced trans people only for the trans woman who's younger than me to announce she doesn't believe it's a thing because forcefem stems from embarrassment to be seen in women's clothes. That women don't experience that. I reacted really weirdly to that because it felt like I was gaslit from my 20 years of forcefem
That so... absurd ?
Kink doesn't even need a reason to exist. Like, idk if I discovered tomorrow that covering myself in flour get me hard, what would be the answer at why it's a thing ? It's because of the embarassement of failling at making a cake ???
Even then, women can experience embarrassement at their gender expression. Perhaps not because of clothes, and that only a recent thing and not everywhere, but for example body haires ! You want to wear pants and shirts ? Okay, it's valorized because it make you look competent and not frivolous like a woman, but ! Don't you dare to cut your hairs short ! You can be a little bit masc but you should stay fem enought for me to still want to fuck you !
And we're not women. Gay men have sexualized and played with masculinity long before forcemasc. If you look at leather gay culture and think "nop, not even a form of gender play here" you're lying to yourself.
I know the name look the same, but forcemasc isn't a mirror of forcefem. It doesn't need to. And trans women don't own gender play. Or even forcefem, there's a lot of guy into it.
That “not everywhere” for clothes hits hard! Seeing a woman in pants and shirts as a good thing was entirely foreign to me for most of my young life. For folks who grew up as little girls in conservative communities, wearing pants was an argument. You could get away with it for hiking, sure, if you could tolerate the jeering and the jokes, but anywhere you were going to be seen, their little girl couldn’t be less than ladylike in public! That was a shame worth punishing!
I remember being forced to attend little parties put on by the church ladies specifically to teach me how to wear a dress and hold my posture and cross my legs and eat like a nice young lady, because I was “getting too old for the tomboy schtick”. (And is that not a form of forced feminization? I hope somebody loves the idea of getting forced into a dress to attend a tea party, but for me it was just bizarre and confusing!)
About the time I got to wearing jeans to church, I learned the word “dyke” from whispers in the pews. I got boys in my sunday school asking what I had in my pants when the teacher wasn’t looking. And I wasn’t aware enough to understand that this was harassment, so I just got a weird thrill from being Mysterious. “Guess!” i’d tell them, grinning, and they’d stop laughing when they realized I meant it. I’m very glad they never told the teacher, and I assume that was only because then they’d have to admit how they started it.
The harassment got worse and less fun over time, of course. I won’t detail that because it’s not fun on a kink post, lol. I got shamed for body hair, too. And my low voice. And my more masculine mannerisms. And so on and so on. Which is why the fantasy of somebody praising all of that is so fun!
But again: kink doesn’t need a reason. You don’t have to psychoanalyze and politically justify your reasoning behind “popping balloons gets me off.” Gender play has been happening forever. None if it is new, we’re just playing in the a great big sandbox of gender and sexuality.

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HOLY SHIT IVE GOT A T CONSULT IN 12 DAYS IM TWEAKIN
Yall give me any tips for injections if you have them
i have needle anxiety and im planning to do subq
Just fucking commit. Seriously. I do shots, and I find if you just fucking put it in as opposed to slowly, it'll hurt less. Throw on some heavy music and just fucking do it.
Also, when pulling it out when doing sub-q, pull out a bit, let the skin go so it goes around the meds and traps it, then pull the rest out. This'll reduce leakage massively.
the tip to reduce leakage for subq helped SO much, my doctor didn't really go over how to do the shots so i'm just figuring it out
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i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
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i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself
If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon