and the act struck a spark

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

you have to romanticize the mundane or you won’t survive it’s cruel out there so drink your coffee and spray a little extra perfume

im only attracted to worthy opponents