crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

left handedness is basically homosexuality if you think about it

harmless variation in behavior that has been stigmatized/demonized, especially by religious people, throughout history in many different cultures. it’s innate but people have historically been forced to hide or “fix” it. gives an advantage at certain things (baseball [lefties + gay women]/interior design [gay men])

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot