"I don't accept your framing or your way of thinking" powerful ward against scolding

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

CRABS GOT THE WRONG ONE????!

My greatest condolences go out to Lindsey Graham’s secret sugar baby. He should have retired to a golf course and spent all his money on you, but now you’re probably cut out of the will cause he was a huge closet case. 😔

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

I just remembered that guy at work who thought I was straight and when he found out I wasn’t he was like “there’s no way. But you’re hot.” And I was like what? And he said “I thought dudes only go gay bc they are too ugly to bag chicks but you’re attractive Liban. If I take you out to the club all eyes would be on us. So you’re just like that? Wow I had no idea you can just be gay like that it’s just who you are” 😭 the way people think in this world blows me

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things