fun fact: at lush, if you dont let the employee help you , the second you leave the store the manager will literally eat that employee. like literally cannibalize and consume them

lush secret! if you decline a demo from a lush employee the moment you leave the MITs and Managers gather in a circle around said employee, and they beat and mash the employee into a pulp using empty lush pots customers return. they then, digitize an image of them in vector art, like a killer taking a trophy or souvenir. dont believe me? where do you think those stickers on the back of the packing comes from? wake up sheeple

this is how they make charity pot fyi

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you