Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

blacksmith sweating it out in the forge hammering away for 5 months to create a pair of indestructible steel cat ears

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

“if i had a nickel for every time a man who started off to me as an immortal giant whom i aspired to be like but eventually gained his respect/partnership died in the process of saving my life, i’d have two nickels.  Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.