"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

i cast "whole entire world fall in love forever "

counterspell

dont do that

i'm actually a moon priestess and oracle of the gods like all those bronze age girls but the industry is fucked nowadays. it's all conglomerates and independent contractors - zero labor protections! most of the pilgrims and worshippers find me through aggregator websites that take like 40% of my fee in commission. my temple just got bought out by this private equity fund and they're saying they want my prophecies to be "powered by AI". what the fuck does that mean? and they found a new supplier for the entheogenic root, which is fine by me because the old one was way too lax with their QA and i was drinking cloudy tea and getting visions of doom basically every other week. but i told them, if you stop the celebrants from drinking my piss out of the sacred ceremonial vessel i am outta here!

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

It’s always wahhhh my aborted gf my aborted older brother. What about the aborted bully or the aborted asshole boss or the aborted weird situationship? I’m glad they’re not here.

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

This and also hearing birds sing. The moment you hear those dawn chirp chirp chirps you know its over. Wish I had a bomb that killed all birds that sing.

I didn't wanna be a turbo dracula and just say "i hate hearing morning birds" but yes. the moment you hear those dawn chirp chirp chirps you know its over >>>