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erikllehnsherrs

THOR ODINSON & CAROL DANVERS AVENGERS: ENDGAME

dcmultiverse

You’re right. I am a half breed mongrel. But I did not come here because I thought I was worthy, I know I’m not. Jason Momoa as Arthur Curry/Aquaman in Aquaman (2018)

wait-that-is-adhd-huh

The timeline dilemma

I don’t know if this is an ADHD thing or just mine, but I never know when anything in my life has happened. Was this 7 years ago? An hour ago? This week? I literally have no idea. I just know it happened, period. So whenever I’m saying an anecdote, I just say “the other day”. Sometimes people have said “Um, that happened when you were 3” and other times they tell me it happened that same day! And I’m like “Whoa, that’s wild. Wait, does this mean I had no necessity to tell you this anecdote since you were apparently there???”

abcsofadhd

This is 100% an ADHD thing.. Dr Russell Barkley, one of the top experts on ADHD, calls it time blindness. We don’t have a firm grasp on the concept of time.

Will this work take 10 mins? 2 hours? Who knows!

This can also be seen in terms of future planning and decision making. Time blindness means we have difficulty seeing consequences in the future. If it isn’t happening now, then it might never happen.

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

Oh hey, it has a name.

historyarchaeologyartefacts

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

brunhiddensmusings

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

fuckaspunk

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

jimmybobjames

but didn’t that already happen?

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

jimmybobjames

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

hextina

evolution of moods 1-3am

netherleaf

when ur standing on a dirt tower 40 blocks away from ur house, trying to count blocks bc you messed up while building but u don’t realize where

helloitsbees

god. p*wdiepiss fans really are one of the worst things on this planet huh

helloitsbees

link to the article here, trigger warning for mentions of antisemitism

monzterzack

Wow it’s almost as if he is the face for neonazis on YouTube and it’s almost as if he paid people to parade anti-Semitic hate speech for 5$ and is almost like everyone has been saying that he is a massive piece of shit that has been openly promoting other neonazi YouTube channels to his audience of tweens but no matter how hard we keep saying he is a bastard people still defend his racist stupid ass …. Oh golly I wonder why that is

hungwy

Theres like one specific section that, if it didnt exist, would make “chicken fried” by zac brown band a perfect song

pissvortex

are you talking about that one part of the song where he inexplicably stops the song to remind everyone to respect the troops

hungwy

It was a song about good and honorable things until that point

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tchaikovsgay

lol I’m probably about to be burnt at the stake in a facebook group for my ever unpopular opinion that bi women calling their attraction to women gay isn’t a big deal

tchaikovsgay

“bi women using the word gay casually perpetuates straight people thinking lesbians will sleep with men” straight men literally are going to keep thinking this and it has nothing to do with bi women. bi women didn’t invent homophobia and if they stopped ever using the word gay collectively it wouldn’t magically make straight men respect lesbian sexuality

tchaikovsgay

like imagine unironically saying bi women are responsible for lesbophobia and thinking it’s a woqué take

tchaikovsgay

next time a man says something about trying to sleep with a lesbian, don’t sit there and think “wow, if bi women wouldn’t call themselves gay this wouldn’t happen!” just fucking deck the man. gut him like a fish

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

Alright so I wanna do this but also I need your guy’s opinion on it before I do

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

Update on the denim

Haven’t decided on the bottom quotes but the top will be Magnus “do good recklessly”

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

It’s coming along really well (also thank you to everyone who has encouraged this impulse painting lol

Also these are the quotes I’ve decided on for the triangles

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

Done for tonight. Tomorrow I start on the embroidery

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

Soooo I’m super mediocre with embroidery work but this is kinda coming along 👌🏻

umbraxey

This is the best jacket ever and I’m so jealous

adventuresloane

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of a tweet which reads, “Is it legal for me to paint the back panel of my jacket with the adventure zone cover art?” Below the text of the tweet are two photos, one showing the back of a dark denim jacket and the other showing the cover art for The Adventure Zone. The poster has the name of the show in bold white text in the diamond-shaped center and is surrounded by triangular panels, all showing scenes from the different arcs.

The following images are all progress shots of the jacket as the artist sketches out, embroiders, and paints their design onto it. The most recent photo shows the jacket with a design reminiscent of the Adventure Zone cover art, showing the name of the podcast in the middle and having all of the triangular panels filled with quotes from the show. Starting from the top and going clockwise, they are: 1) “Sometimes there isn’t a right decision;” 2) “There’s magic in a bard song;” 3) “Phantasmal and resplendent;” 4) “You’re going to be amazing;” 5) “Not all exits are made equal”; 6) “I choose joy.” Above the cover art design, there is also a small, painted axe with a banner wrapped around it that reads, “Do good recklessly.” End ID.]

mybrother-mybrother-and-meme

If y’all are gonna reblog plz reblog this version so everyone can enjoy it (i didn’t even think to add an accessibility caption I am so sorry)

adhighdefinition

the two adhd moods in a nutshell

overstimulated: can’t do it because everything is too much

understimulated: can’t do it because everything is too boring

ponyfiasco

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

linguisticparadox

Third mood: I can do this ONE THING FOR HOURS WITHOUT STOPPING BUT IF YOU INTERRUPT ME I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN

just-a-nobody08-deactivated2017

That fucking last one. Friends: WOAH! YOU DID WHAT WITHOUT STOPPING FOR HOW LONG?! YOU ARE SO DEDICATED! I WISH I HAD YOUR FOCUS. Me: Every muscle in my body hurts, and I forgot I was alive.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Not saying Tumblr has no real gauge for the human aging process but they honestly think 15-year-olds can’t have anything bigger than a B-cup and 30-year-olds should have wrinkles or else they’re “too young-looking” and start making theories about celebrities being immortal when they see a white person who doesn’t “age like milk”

trilllizard666

Tumblr does have no gauge for the human aging process though. They never go outside and look at actual varities of people. So many of these tumblr types don’t go out and see actual people or go and do model drawing with art classes.

synthicyde

Tumblr’s Understanding of Aging

Under 18: You are a child. You have no concept of anything. Your body is frail and your mind cannot handle anything. In fact, your brain is so lacking in function that anyone telling you to be responsible in any way is actually abusing you.

18-19: You have immeasurable responsibility. You are fully developed adult and you should know everything by now. Anyone challenging you is probably a horrible person or trying to abuse you because they don’t recognize you’re an adult. Also, because you’re a fully responsible adult who is completely prepared for the world, any mistake you make will ruin you.

20-29: You should probably have a job, house, and family. Being on tumblr is weird and you shouldn’t post any of your opinions because you’re too pathetic to have a real full life. Unless you have the right opinions, then you’re a perfect genius.

Over 29: You should not be on tumblr. You’re an adult being savaged by the sands of time. Your body is frail and covered in wrinkles and death. Everything you think is irrelevant. You’re so old that everything you saw as a child is completely and totally outdated. If you even talk to a child you’re either an abuser or pedophile.

dangerbooze

Alternatively:

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Super pedo i’m dying

prettyinpixiedust-deactivated20

So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

sunspotpony

Because Pi’s tags are great:

#yes good #personal headcanon: dwarves have fundamentally misunderstood human pronoun usage #and gender roles #they are very perplexed by it #eventually they went ‘fuck it apparently ‘he’ is the correct word’ #‘it’s their language and they keep using it for us’ #so then you have this situation where dwarves are cognizant of the words ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ #but not the usual use of ‘she’ secondary headcanon specific to Tolkien dwarves #dwarves that choose to bear children are held in high regard #because they are making new dwarves it is the ultimate craft #that’s what mahal did you made a new person #it is very impressive #everyone is impressed

avelera

Just as an additional thought, we hear that women dwarves generally stay within the mountain and are a protected, guarded subset of the dwarves. There’s not many of them, so there’s an implication that women dwarves are too precious to be allowed out.

But what if this too is a mistranslation? What if the dwarves were talking to the Men and when asked “where are all your women?” they hit a wall. They whisper amongst themselves, and eventually come back with a question, “What’s a woman?” The Men are incredulous.

“Why, the members of your race that bear children, of course!“

More dwarven whispering.

They reach the conclusion that Men mean dwarves who are currently pregnant. Well! Of course those dwarves are currently safe within the mountain, well cared for and generally loathe to travel until the child is born. The Men take this to mean that all dwarven women are discouraged from traveling, and that their primary purpose is childbearing. Dwarves find this a satisfactory outcome, especially with the way Men treat their women, and so even when the misunderstanding becomes clear to them they never correct it.

frankenmouse

I like these. I like these a lot.

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30knight

start of a comic i am doing. it might be a big one, since i’ve not felt so sure of a feeling for so long in a while, even if it’s a little negative.

Wow. This hit hard

It’s so true though.

@ me next time op

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