Benevolent Sauce Boy

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

just once I want one of those street interview manosphere guys to approach me so I can give an insane response, go viral, start selling merch, start a crypto rugpull,

the lack of ethics cancel out like PEMDAS and it's a valid career path

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

Item: trick throne that bonks anyone that sits in it with a concerningly pointy weighted devil head

fanfiction authors just out here like here is a book

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

women should get even more childless

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.