Benevolent Sauce Boy

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

I love her so much ♥️

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

i completely and utterly understand having reservations or conflicting feelings or even directly paradoxical ones around sexual violence and those who have perpetuated it, but ultimately if you’re going to walk around as a grown adult and describe yourself as a prison abolitionist or against incarceration or frankly anything meaningfully “leftist” while at the same time seriously talking about sexual harm as something inherently different and irreversibly evil that only subhumans disguised as real people can do compared to all other kinds of harm you need to just find a large deep hole and walk all the way down to the bottom and then you just can keep wasting everyone else’s oxygen down there where we can’t hear. nobody got any principles anymore it’s all just posturing racing to sound like the most coolest most badass #victimprotector first

Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.

2 POORLY SOCIALIZED DOGS BOTH PLAY-BOWING WHEN THE OTHER ISN'T LOOKING.

They have talked to a teenage boy. However, it was Jet. That was the last and first teenage boy either of them have talked to. and it did not end well.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

need to be more resources for dabblers

i dont wanna spend a small fortune on a membership and classes to learn woodworking i wanna borrow a table saw for a few hours, knock out my project, and return it to from whence it came

applies to lots of crafts. i’m not looking to develop new hobbies, just do individual projects

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

The nurse doing my laser was like "you're doing really good, im impressed" and yk that shit went straight to my big fat head. why yes I am extremely good at sitting still while you torture me with laser beams, thank you