Benevolent Sauce Boy

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

just once I want one of those street interview manosphere guys to approach me so I can give an insane response, go viral, start selling merch, start a crypto rugpull,

the lack of ethics cancel out like PEMDAS and it's a valid career path

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle