welcome to my twisted mind

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

@silly-signs owie

Owficial silly sign

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

If a Vulcan kiss is a finger touch…this is down right indecent.

Janeway: “I already have a man” *feels up her security officer on the bridge*

star trek heritage post (May 19th, 2017)

reblog if you gangnam smiled

The pure Jokerfying energy of learning one of the key influencers of the British transphobia movement is someone who campaigns against trans rights bc he regrets getting dozens of plastic surgeries to look like Jimin from BTS. They present him as merely a "detransitioner" and bury the lede that he was detransitioning from trying to transition from British to Korean but he really based his media empire on assuming "well, trans people must regret their surgery as much as I regret my THIRTY TWO YELLOWFACE SURGERIES"