#princessposting

"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

Accidentally sent "Keeping my razor polearm as shiny as my crown this accursed day" to the domestic pet princess groupchat and "Anyone wanna sit delicately on pillows and eat yummy cakes later?" to the vicious martial princess groupchat today. So I hope your day is going well

during the latter days of the panel-1 period, with key side characters under thrall, the sexpervert queen of macedonia turned to the spartangirl, warning her "If I defeat you, I shall touch you sexually." the spartangirl's laconic reply was one word: "If."

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

ive never seen a common loon in person but i still quite like her because shes a very popular voice actress in movies

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)