Lesbians and stuff.

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

great minds think of dykes

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

Basically it can get awesome when there are two or more girls

whenever theres a woman im like YAY. whenever theres not a woman im like meh. i’ve seen better

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out