the b & b buddy bunky brothers

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

it should be an easy suggestion

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

having OCD is so funny because I can promise you that any given point I am having a complex and heated inner dialogue with myself, and I am losing.

this 😆😭

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do