Big-Time Nothing

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

neighbor with the car alarm that goes off at the whisper of a fart multiple times every night i am going to hunt you down

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)