and yet... your balls

gender affirming suit of armor

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

i am soooooooooo good at being snuggled n cozy in bed like soooooooo good

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

curls up in your lap and starts biting you.hard & it’s not cute Teeth Teeth Teeth Teeth

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

(badly flirting) babygirl are you an angel from heaven? would you like to become one.