and yet... your balls

happy frightened friday

happy scared saturday

happy skittish and spooked sunday

happy malicious forces at work monday

happy terrified tuesday

you've liked 27 of my posts when does the kissing begin

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

good morning are you hard will you be hard when will you be hard

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

Genuinely I just don't think people younger than 35 know how good they have it. I distinctly remember the year in my childhood that it became illegal to smoke in restaurants, I remember what it was like when people used to smoke indoors everywhere, you all think it's cool because it's this illicit fun thing people are doing drunk outside bars now, you don't remember what it was like when fucking everything reeked all the time and you couldn't get away from it and how life changing it was when you could suddenly go out to eat and everything didn't taste like ash and all your clothes and hair didn't stink for days when you got home.

Let's do parallel play and kiss occasionally

not liking taylor swift is not a controversial opinion. liking taylor swift is not a controversial opinion. the only controversial opinion to have about taylor swift is that she's autistic and bisexual. they kill people for saying that

i feel like eating gnomes is vegan

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

shoutout to me for going through all that and not being worse