and yet... your balls

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

Every friend group needs The Chosen One (aka teen girl trying her best), a computer-savvy lesbian witch with the worst abandonment and attachment issues you’ve ever seen, her nerdy lesbian witch gf with family trauma, a guy with commitment issues who dresses like a randomised sim and loves his friends, a father figure librarian who is tired of everyone’s shit, a money-loving ex-demon, a kleptomaniac child, an ex-evil slutty vampire bastard, a mean girl who serves cunt, and a friendly stoner werewolf who would treat you right

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

Dude et. al.

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept