and yet... your balls

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

My most diagnosable take is that honestly. As much as people in social justicey spaces talk about exercising your empathy ... there's also value in being able to turn it off so you're not extremely susceptible to emotional manipulation. Sometimes you have to be able to recognize "oh, this is bullshit propaganda trying to tug at my heartstrings" and stop giving a fuck about like. Colonizer feelings or whatever. Vibes can't override your principles

Like idk being niceys is a good start but your politics can't begin and end with 🌈 kindness 🌈 or you're gonna get taken advantage of. The worst people on earth will be like "but what if........ I have a sob story about it 🥺" & you Need to be able to tell them to Fuck Completely Off

There's a certain strain of ... Everyone Is Valid 🌸 style pseudo leftism that ime invariably caters to whoever throws the biggest tantrum. And this is a Problem interpersonally & it's especially bad if you let these people dictate your opinions. Not everyone is valid some of you are racist

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

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happy torse thursday everyone, this is exactly like a normal thursday except i will be thinking about torse the entire time

Everyone say happy birthday to the birthday bot on his birthday

trying to impress a grinch girl by pretending i hate christmas and presents

trying to make it work with a grinch girl but i'm unsatisfied because i have a christmas fetish

both moonshine and hardwon wearing matching “fat ladies dont be afraid to get on top if he dies he dies” shirts

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that