and yet... your balls

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

….yeah me too.

Me three.

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

you think andrea and scott are gonna roll taylor down the aisle in the cleaning cart so none of the guests get spoiled for swiftball for her wedding dress?

folklore era did so much to warp people’s perception of taylor into this reclusive, soft creature shying away from the world and attention like i truly hate to break it to some of y’all but taylor looooves a giant party, she loves hosting, loves a theme. she just hates being used and abused for her parties, and she got burned by that and then added on a pandemic and a boyfriend who wanted her to pretend she wasn’t famous so yeah! you got barefoot alone in the woods taylor but that was never supposed to be her final form!! sorry y’all but taylor swift is over the top and glitzy and has all her big fire sign energy back like this is miss “i took my first big paycheck and installed a bird cage and curtain circus ceilings in my apartment” and i missed her!!!!

eating some Contemporary Grains

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Do we think Scott’s going to be giving out guitar picks at the reception

guys i’m outside msg and she’s sound checking mary’s song ❤️💛

once again i think a lot of people took folkmore and created a new version of taylor that doesn't exist and now they're upset that she's still in fact the huge whimsical theater dork she's always been since day one. she doesn't care about being edgy or cool, that's why we gravitated towards her in the first place lol