and yet... your balls

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

knight who's taken a vow of silence vs jester who is determined to break that vow

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

I haven't renewed my subscription what the fuck could I have possibly missed

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale

I could be weirder about spuffy. I'm holding back. I deserve credit for that.

Hot mutuals not in your area

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.

reminder: you cannot Personal Choises your way out of an Intentional Structural Problem

Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

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*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now