and yet... your balls

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

important fantasy high headcanon for me is fig having tiefling vitiligo. she had the same tan brown skin as sandralynn growing up and then just before her horns started growing in she started getting patches of red, and they spread out until she's mostly red like in the official art of her. but it's important to me that she still has paler/browner patches of skin in places AND i think she should have a complex about it

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the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

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im at the age where ive started checking the material composition of clothes

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

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ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause