and yet... your balls

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

alright which one of you is running the mlb social media accounts

what character(s) do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Yup, that's going in the diary.

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone