and yet... your balls

I must not delay task. Delay task is the mindkiller. Delay task is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my task. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the task has gone there will be nothing. Only completed task will remain.

Cock Colding

when you suck them off after eating a popsicle 🥶

Cock Colding

when you suck them off after eating a popsicle 🥶

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

what about angel girl halo precum

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Alas I favour acting as the Sheath rather than the Sword….

oh so when vesper childers from omaha nebraska uses 2 katanas doing superhero larping everyones cool but when i, cody the night ange