FIRST I PARK MY CAR

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THEN I FUCK MY CAR Xan :: he/him, it/its :: 30+ :: 🏳️‍⚧️⭕ :: 🔞🔞🔞 Poly | Trans | Pansexual | Pagan | Skeleton I write and draw sometimes. Do NOT follow if you are a minor!! My Art My Writing Shitposting zone. Memes, Transformers, Yuusha series, retrowave aesthetic. Occasional Witchcraft/pagan stuff. My Carrd Buy me a coffee!

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lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

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bugswags

Primus take the wheel w these two

#transfoama #SHDJDHSJ

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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buriedunderyourmum

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hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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anna-antoshchenkova

Iris - faith, hope, heroism, fearlessness and nobility

#you're my favorite crew

charlesoberonn

"A good sword needs a good name. What are you gonna name it?"

"sword_temp(1)(1)"

callmealx

swordfinalFINAL(2)

parkchanwoohoo

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

segamascott

ovenroastedtwerkey

another $15 million to transgenders

unofficialjotaro

hell-of-a-copter

@robovader

#jjba #ttdyghutcu

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motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

heroineimages

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

hell-of-a-copter

Finally “usted” in English.

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

caruliaa

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

zedogica

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

biglawbear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

davvvd

frog43

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

naamahdarling

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

luxiethefool

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

vulvalini

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redstonedust

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

spiritbladed

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

🎶Beating with a mage staff! Magic users!🎵

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