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i need to get a forced workout kink immediately

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

I think it's wild that matt smith is famous enough that he gets to be the one guy that the name matt smith refers to even though there's like a million guys with that name. his wikipedia article doesn't even have parentheses in the title the name matt smith just unambiguously refers to this one guy

Oh the developer of Manic Miner and Jet Set Willy is moonlighting as an actor? That sounds like a fun hobby. I hope it makes him happy

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

At what point are you guys going to stop scolding the trans woman for saying women. I’m not some other category. I’m a woman. This site hates women.

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