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LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

DEFINITELY gay

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

official mama post

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

(forgetting the word erogenous) hey girl, are your horns an erogenous zone? (I remembered it at the end lol)