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Smash 4 Mario is officially Transgender!

decay choker, atelier pierrot, 2021

edit: holy fuck this choker is *literally* over FIVE THOUSAND dollars??? like i have a sewing machine. get the fuck out of here. im mad now

fanfic that is none of my business

thank you laura bailey for yet ANOTHER best character ever, and also loooving all the new additions to the table including alex goth powers.

A kofi doodle for @navpike!

Commission Time!

Oi dont even joke lad

what if I vowed to kill your family and you had conflicting thoughts about it and we didn't like each other but we started to develop a tentative yet precarious understanding and we were both b

Didn't realize until I was older and like, looking back on some of the tech stuff my mom needed help with and knew more about how software is priced that he was pirating it. Guy had a whole business set up where people who didn't know how computers worked would pay him 20 bucks to install Microsoft Office on their laptop because it was cheaper than buying it in the store and they didn't want to be bothered with figuring out how to install programs even if they could afford them normally. Like that guy was practically printing money well into the early 2000s. Very good hustle. Only small business owner I respect.

i made this image for the express purpose of this

..... Having both of them looking at me like this in focus is more unsettling than expected