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wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i have zero empathy for little boys being misogynists. i was a kid too, but my focus was towards drawing and reading, not hating on minorities.

“they’re children!” so are the girls they terrorise

I have started calling it "monkey see monkey do misogyny" not because these little shits aren't a danger to other children but because I'm so sick of people reacting like "he's too young to truly MEAN it" and I don't care because I'm not worried about his immortal soul or whatever. I care about the girls who have to hear the exact same words in the exact same order as a grown man who hates them, in class. And then be expected to concentrate on long division.

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

you can and should hate america more actually

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

Seen a number of people saying things along the lines of "you can have X condition and not be disabled" and yeah that's probably true for some people but also I think people are forgetting how broad of a spectrum disability is and how varied the severity of the same disability can be for two different people. Sometimes disability does mean being bed bound, completely unable to work or go to school. It can also mean having a successful career or doing well in school but struggling with other things abled people don't. It can be needing medical care 24/7 or it can be needing to go to the doctors more frequently than abled people. There are so many ways to be disabled

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it