Whee

imin position for extorting but dont want anything whats somethinh i could want? first time maniplater.

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

has anyone else noticed they still havent invented a pocket dimension where time stands still where one can go to sort their shit out? so you just have to either try in this go go go ass world to find the time, or die unresolved? just something i've noticed.

I get knocked down but i get up again you're never gonna keep me down

I get knocked down floor so cozy i go honk shoo

let’s impress the shareholders today. fuck me against a wall

hm. terrible roi on this post

a father and son get into a car crash. the father dies, and the son is severely injured. the son is taken to the hospital for surgery, but the surgeon says "I can't operate on this patient. I'm still in shock after the death of my husband mere hours ago!". how is this possible?

my super sustainable bmw

listen i know what it looks like i know about my history but i’m a changed mouse now. you seriously gotta give me that cookie right now. it’s not gonna be like those other times. i promise i won’t ask for milk. i won’t do any of that anymore. i was in a bad place back then. i’ve done a lot of growing. i’m breaking my old habits. i can control myself. that cookie looks really really yummy. i could seeeeriously use a treat. i’ll be super normal about it, like remarkably normal. okay maybe i won’t be normal but is that bad is it THAT bad yeahhh it probably is um. i’m sorry. maybe i don’t deserve a cookie. i’m a fucked up little rodent. i’m sick in the head for even wanting it. i’m sorry i always take too much from you no no no i’m sorry for all the negative self talk i know this is just making us both uncomfortable. i don’t want to stress you out again over such a silly thing. i’m okay, really, i’m going to be okay. i don’t need the cookie. maybe i want it a little bit but that’s fine right? okay, actually, it looks yummy and chocolate chip is actually my favorite and i think i would extremely like to eat it. and it would be even more perfect with a glass of milk please and a straw so i can sip it and oh god i’m sorry i’m sorry

i want my THIS

i want my THESE!!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

i made it safely back to my car. thank you for going on this walk with me, let’s go again sometime!

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me