.rock your soul and make the building shake

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

One of the miriyad reasons that Lin Manuel Miranda is going to hell is that he way overplayed the very small amount of historical evidence that Angelica Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton ever actually had feelings for one another and completely underplayed the way that Alexander Hamilton was in fact sending letters to his close male friend that basically consisted of PLEASE WRITE ME BACK I MISS YOU SO MUCH MY DICK IS SO HARD

One of the lesser reasons that Hamilton (musical) fans are going to hell (below the whole slavery thing) is making John Laurens into a gay smol bean who was tragically in gay love with Hamilton when i would argue that the Hamilton-Laurens letters suggest they fucked a few times, Hamilton fell in love, and wrote him a bunch of really pathetic letters where he begs Laurens to write him back more and also tries to argue that just because they have wives doesn’t mean they can’t still be the most important special men in each other’s hearts. And that is a much funnier series of events in my opinion