.i fucked the alien

Hits from the kids today include that I drew a guy and one of the students was like hey what’s his name and I said hmmm . How about his name is Dave :) and the student said now you gotta write Dave next to him so I said buddy I’ll do you one better and wrote Dave right on the guy’s shirt. And then because I’m a jokester I told the children that it was the law in the US constitution that every guy named Dave had to wear a shirt that said Dave on it and the kid who started this got a mischievous look in her eye and asked if she would turn into a dave if she wore a Dave shirt, and I said probably not, but thinking about it now if that was the case it would imply some really fascinating things about the legal power of the Dave shirt and the first amendment

‘Watching x files with no lights on/we’re dans la maison’ really is like one of the lyrics ever written

Welsh guy shocks waiter by ordering in perfect Zulu