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it's a good salad

Like I could seriously fuck up a caprese salad rn like im so hungry specifically for mozzarella. Fuck

#asked and answered

Well MY pussy tastes like caprese salad

anyway speaking of homestuck and the character that I, personally, think the sun rises and sets on, I was thinking about an au where the signless wasn't executed and was able to spread his message successfully, so his descendants were treated with the utmost respect and care in alternian society....

#there's other stuff going on in this au too but that's for me to worry about #anyway soft launching homestuck posting to my followers.... sorry.... sorry.....#my art #homestuck #karkat vantas #it’s also like a fantasy sort of situation lmao hence the weird clothing

clonerightsagenda

Literary criticism terms I use on this blog despite making them up myself, much to the chagrin of anyone who does not have my back catalog memorized:

are we the baddies: SFF subgenre focused on agents of an imperial power realizing that and grappling with what to do next, in contrast to stories focusing on the scrappy rebels resisting said imperial power

I could fix him (the empire): SFF subgenre where the colonized subject being nice and/or sexy enough Ends Colonialism, frequently tied to the John President of Racism problem

librarian bait: books centered on the transformative life-changing power of books and libraries, cousin to books focused on the transformative life-changing power of storytelling and narrative in general

college brochure fiction: stories where the protagonist has an artfully arranged group of diverse friends who are as flat as paper and whose cultural backgrounds never come up meaningfully

the Dave Strider: character the fandom fixates on to the detriment of everything else, until the weight of that attention warps fanon and sometimes even canon around them. almost always male. it's happening to Gurathin from Murderbot right now

clonerightsagenda

#OP tell us more about the John President of Racism problem!

It hails from an immortal tumblr post by penultimate-step, except not immortal apparently because I get 'not found' when I try to go back to the original. So here's the text:

It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.

#I genunily had a dream about the Dave Strider effect in relation to the man himself recently

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working with artsy kids will make you feel like a grey muzzle at the ripe old age of 19

#I remember what it was like to assume no one outside of my generation knew what furries were lmao #my art #doodles

I drew my ocs at work in my sketchbook and one of the students was like ‘who’s that?’ And I said ‘oh! That one is named Luka!’ And he said ‘can you draw Luka pouring a glass of water on his head’

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

#yeah that tends to happen in Maine

I just mean it would be kind of you to give your trans men customers more attention because they would likely appreciate you and your time more. I know the job is about making money which is why you should know you could get return customers if you were extra attentive to a trans man and he let people know about you through word of mouth.

Plus you could be the difference between a trans man feeling like a real man instead of a joke. If other strippers see you treating a trans man as the man he is they may be inclined to do the same. Just some food for thought.

u r kinda of insane im driving 2 work now

this is a beautiful ask. one gender-affirming lap dance sir, on me!

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me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

art fight numbah 2 ✌️ also for @summerhighlandfalls of the twinsssss...the babies..... the best brother/sister duo

feel free to add me if you guys want, i am actually participating this year!! i am dadmilkman there too as always

#they are so gongus #oc tag

Hi summer! I think you’re cool and wanna be your friend but I’m to scared to engage 😵‍💫

Wait no please engage! I love friends…. You can message me if we’re mutuals and send an ask off anon if we’re not already mutuals , or we can just keep chatting on anon :) I promise you I don’t bite!

#asked and answered

The fact that sometimes playing with your nipples can make you feel extremely sad and frightened pretty much out of nowhere is so funny your body is like wait there’s a sensation here… probably that was a baby trying desperately to feed and you just rejected it. You kept all the milk inside like a dirty pig. Your endocrine system WILL be hearing about this

#a lot of scientists will be like this isn’t a thing but sure it’s happened to me #I got a 13 year old Reddit thread about this shit

We have houseguests who are like frothing at the mouth zionists and transphobes and have been just rapidly becoming right-wing because of their pro-Israel and anti-trans views and its so awful to be around these people who just don’t think that I have a right to exist and I hate that my parents are always like nooo it’s just a difference of opinion and make excuses on the basis of friendship so I’m just going to be dissociating all week. Fuck my life

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The view through my window in the evening is so nice

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just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

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