.i fucked the alien

i wish there was more social existence you could participate in laying down. I wish there were cafes that were two little futon beds parallel to each other with a low table in between so you could eat and drink while lounging. I wish there were group activities like painting or glazing clay or theaters that were designed to have beds and bed-height tables instead of chairs. I wish there were beds alongside benches outside for anyone to use. I wish air mattresses or roll-out beds were as common as cheap shitty chairs at things like barbeques, beaches, and concerts. so much life would open up to me and be enjoyable if I could lay down instead of sitting or standing for prolonged periods and completely wearing myself down with pain.

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

have you guys heard about this

hey guys. you hear about this?

whoa. just heard about this

Most people have to wait years for the American politician who advocated for the bombing of their country to die. Rare are the instances where the guy dies as that was is still sort of ongoing. GOOD MORNING

it’s so scary to think about little plump critters all alone in the wilderness. But it’s okay, that’s where they were built to be. Plump & outdoors