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oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

Why r people who have phone sex always talking in the present tense what’s up with that. It’s always like ‘I’m taking off your boxers’ but does it not feel more natural to be like ‘if I was there, I would take off your boxers’. Because to be honest lady when I look down and see my boxers fully on there WILL be an annoying part of my brain going ‘lmao, no you’re not they’re still on’ and I’m afraid the annoying part will take over venom style. But if you say you WOULD take off my boxers then I’ll be like fuck yeah, it would be awesome if this person I’m having phone sex with was having real sex with me and could take my boxers off! But a boy can dream

I’m sorry I’m thinking about this again. and not to air my dirty laundry but my only experiences with sexting have been purely in the hypothetical tense, by which I mean not that I was hypothetically sexting (I was all up in that cyber pussy dude) but that both parties were exclusively using the ‘I would’ or ‘I want to’ sentence structures. I understand that there is no actual difference between phone sex and roleplaying but it takes some of the sexual energy out of the proverbial room for me if it feels like every sentence should be in some kind of creative brackets. *~>im fingering you and moaning at how wet you are<~*

wait bro i had a blast just sitting down for a beer with you. have you ever considered running for office of the united states?

My dick is wet and my pussy’s hard. So what?

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

Mega dragon

Nightfury

ACE ATTORNEY X MAMMA MIA??? OH HECK YEAH, I NEED MORE

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK