its a russian tuant

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

(calmly and rationally) i will never be normal about anything at all

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

im going to fix my entire life

13 years later we must all admit, nothing fucks as hard as the dragon age inquisition tarot cards

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue