its a russian tuant

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

(calmly and rationally) i will never be normal about anything at all

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

im going to fix my entire life

13 years later we must all admit, nothing fucks as hard as the dragon age inquisition tarot cards

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.