daryanpilled

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

talking to offline friends about your online drama is good, because they’re like “not only does this not matter, but it’s actively pissing me off that you’re talking about this.” and then talking to hyper online friends is the opposite, because they’ll be like “omggg it was horrible, they dragged your corpse into the public square and everyone was taking turns pissing in your mouth!”

and it's like, okay can you at least describe it in a way that isn't hot?

Sexualizing your trauma is an mportant way of working through it ☝🏾 describing it in a hot way is there to help

starting a campaign to expose ppl to sfw shota/loli art so you ppl start realizing it's not literally synonymous with "child porn"

i always feel this hardcore lately on bsky when i see ppl being all "this reply section is FILLED with CHILD PREDATORS 🤢🤢🤮" and then you go to someones acc and it's like. Literally just cute moe girls. like theyre not even suggestive. (Which even if they were rubbing pussies together it's still lines and not csam but ykwim) but its like. Bro that's like bakemonogatari. that's like. Madoka. Of magica. Like can you relax.

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

Yeah you were just born now get over it. Get ready for floor