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ok anyways. post this beast
I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO
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ah yes. this.
Fire-based wizard spells:
Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.
Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.
Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.
Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You
Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too
Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.
Incendiary Cloud: Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You
Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL
Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

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had a dream last night and i don’t remember any part of it except wherever i was a song was playing on the radio called “just like randy johnson.” it was about how if your love was unrequited you could tell your feelings to a bird and it would explode. just like randy johnson
door told me of this dream, and cursed the works of my hands! please enjoy!
THIS IS MY DREAM MADE MANIFEST YES
astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
aliens stole yo fruit snacks
I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.
Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years
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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.
Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.
A complaint, apparently in a paper.
The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.
And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.
I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.
i love learning about other cultures' memes, especially like this
MY CABBAGES
I was tagged in this and was wondering how we would make it to boobs
wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass
So close.
north south FUCK west

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back in my day there weren't all these people calling themselves autistic
people back in their day:
[description: a Mythbusters clip
Narrator: Unfortunately, there's an issue with one of the hosts.
Jamie Hyneman: Apparently, I'm supposed to express a bunch of emotions. Happy. Unfortunately, what you see is what you get. Sad. I mean, I can distort my face in some kind of mimicry of what I understand is that emotion. Confused. That's about the best I can do. Afraid.
Narrator: Jamie clearly needs to upgrade his human emotion firmware.]
back in my day there
weren’t all these people calling
themselves autistic
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:
the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses
kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand
kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"
middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"
the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying
kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa
kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing
edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"
Woman murders man in broad daylight
Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened
Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?

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Perfect deloafing 🐱🐱🐈⬛
One of the realest comments I’ve ever read