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It's Wet Beast Wednesday
cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

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Avatar Aang: the Last Airbender
Toph, Katara, Aang, Sokka, and Zuko
The new AtLA movie comes out this weekend and I'm so excited! I really like the new designs for the characters and I tried my best to recreate them in Lego form. It was surprisingly difficult, but I think I captured the general vibe of them
some of you may die, but sebulba there is going to win
i just think invading an imperial installation based on nothing but hopeâs important

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this is ridiculous how did the first order get here
in the lighthouse robert pattinson plays a man that has beef with a bird. and then in the boy and the heron he plays a bird-man that has beef with a boy. this leads me to belive his next role will be a man that has beef with a boy who is also a bird. and this is how i know robin is going to be in the batman 2.
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Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
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Elizabeth Bennet is a heroine whose characterization rarely goes to any kind of extreme, but always has a balance of traits. She almost never has too much of one trait or too much of another, but is always somewhere in the middle.
The song "In-Between" from Lerner and Lowe's Paint Your Wagon could be rewritten with new lyrics to be about her.
*She's not very rich or of high status compared to others in her circle: that fact is an essential plot point, especially for how socially beneath Darcy she is. Yet she's still a member of the gentry, she is rich compared to most of England's population, and her circle also includes people of lower status than hers.
*She's not outstandingly beautiful: her own future love interest dismisses her looks as just "tolerable" at first. But neither is she plain: other characters consider her very pretty, as does Darcy eventually.
*She's in her early 20s, so she's more mature than Austen's teenage heroines, yet not approaching spinsterhood either.
*There are several characters who don't like her and aren't very nice to her, yet she's no outcast, but is well-liked in general.
*She's her father's favorite daughter, but her mother's least favorite daughter, so she has some experience of being both "the golden child" and "the black sheep" in her family.
*She's not a perfect refined lady, but neither is she a tomboy.
*She's not conservative about manners: her liveliness, playfulness, and willingness to speak her mind are some of her defining traits. Yet she's not so liberal as to ignore basic decorum: on the contrary, she's second only to Jane as the most polite member of her family, and sometimes she judges other people's character too much by their social graces.
*She's prickly, judgmental, and outspoken â obviously not the traditional sweet, innocent heroine type like her sister Jane. Yet she's not mean either, but has a strong undercurrent of sweetness, caring, and (as mentioned) politeness to her character.
*In her relationship with her emotions, she's neither an Elinor Dashwood nor a Marianne Dashwood: she's not reserved or stoic, but neither does she let passion control her.
*Compared to her ultra-pragmatic friend Charlotte, she's a romantic. But compared to her tender-hearted sister Jane, she's very down-to-earth and practical.
*She's willing to question certain social norms (e.g. mercenary marriages) and to criticize the bad behavior of people who outrank her in status. Yet she's not a total revolutionary, but knows when the most practical choice is to play by society's rules (e.g. reluctantly accepting Lydia and Wickham's marriage as necessary).
*We get a strong sense of her physicality: she loves to go for long walks, she's a fast runner, she blushes, etc. Yet she's not just a strong physical presence, but is also a very intellectual, thoughtful heroine.
*She's not always right, but not always wrong either. She learns from Darcy, but he also learns from her.
*By the end of the novel, she grows and changes in important ways: she becomes humbler, more considerate, and a better judge of character. But in equally important ways, she stays the same: she never loses her wit, liveliness, courage, or fundamental self-respect.
Maybe these careful balances are the reason why she's such a successful and popular heroine. They're what make her complex like a real person. But maybe they're also the reason why people claim that in adaptations, her portrayal always feels slightly "off," because the scripts lean her more toward one extreme or another. Rarely do we see a heroine who in so many ways is "in-between."
can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left
and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -
and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH
i can't stop thinking abt this post so

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I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like âjust get bob to do it heâs got a good few hundred years leftâ and then bob doesnât teach anyone else how to do it
Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?
Human: We just train new people how to do it?
Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*
Human: Are you alright?
Elf: I just realized that we didnât have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.
Human: What?
Human: Wait thatâs why thereâs ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?
Elf: Thereâs a lot of âyouâve got time to figure it out on your ownâ attitudes floating around in our society that Iâm starting to question somewhat.
Elf: That sword, where did you get it?
Human: My cousin made it.
Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!
Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.
Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.
Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.
Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.
Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?
Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.
Frank Churchillâs Murder Plan (aka my completely insane but mostly possible emma theory)
Go to Highbury, where Jane <3 currently is. Introduce yourself as the son of a respected gentleman with no connection to Jane <3 other than a passing previous meeting. Be quickly established as charming and fun, but (and this is crucial) let more critical people think youâre a little bit dumb.
Get a rapport going with Patty, the Batesâs cook. Make sure she likes you enough to let you into the kitchen whenever, and make sure you can trust her not to tell her employers when sheâs seen you. Do this by convincing her to keep the delivery of a whole ass piano a secret from Jane <3.
Go back and forth between Enscombe and Randalls more frequently than you need to. Make everyone (especially dad) think youâd love to spend more time in Highbury, but youâre just at Aunt Churchillâs total beck and call. Try your best to hide the letters from Dad and your cool new stepmom, so they wonât notice when you go to Enscombe without a letter.
After a bit of back and forth, go to Enscombe one final time and kill Aunt Churchill. Sheâs already pretty sick, so just buy some rat poison in Highbury, befriend their cook like you did Patty, sneak it into her dinner and say she has a newer, more serious symptom. No one will suspect a thing, least of all your loving parents or your weak-willed uncle.
At some point, Jane <3 might follow through on her threat to break off the engagement and start applying for governess postings. If this happens, sneak back to Highbury for a bit and use Pattyâs trust of you to get into the kitchen. When youâre there, give Jane <3 a small dose of the poison you gave Aunt Churchill to buy yourself time. She canât go to Maple Grove, sheâs too sick.
Ask Uncle Churchill for his consent to marry Jane <3, break the news to the people of Highbury and live a happy life as a free man without consequences. Keep Patty in your good graces, and hope to god that George Knightley never decides to become a detective
We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. Iâm sick of this shit.
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty
Behold, Dorothea
(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)
I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.
He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"
So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

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*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet
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