Squidwujun

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

mid in height and mid in weight, stooped in posture, stiff in gait, dresses like an icecream cone, treats me bad, gives me the bone, round of belly, pink of cheek, self identifies as geek. dark forces from beyond the veil, send me now the perfect male

in a way i am my own dead wife

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

obviously i'd want to have super depressing sex with joaquin phoenix

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society