you can buy a salad glove

drug factory would actually be a great spot for a horror movie

I can’t talk lol I’m planning a max headroom cosplay

you like the Nazi one? the ones who a nazi allegory. the one who was designed based on nazi propaganda? you’re self shipping with the Nazi one. okay.

30 minutes overtime I get the fucking call ALL OF OUR EXECS FUCKED UP AND WE NEED YOU TO FIX IT. no. bye.

why do stats like “equivalent to the energy used by 100k households” work on people. that’s not that many households.

I miss having a boss who was willing to go “sorry my employee is an idiot” telling my boss’s boss that I will send his employee draft documents, he will not read them and say looks good, I print the document and bring it to him, he actually reads it, and then he rejects. and this bitch was like “why not just print it out in the first place for him to review ☺️” I’m going to reduce you to your composite parts bro

quentin compson no one else gets me like you do

i think a noteworthy element of the “friendslop” genre is the inclusion of “pissing you off” elements that I think have disappeared from a lot of games that are branded as like good vibes. like resetti and mean villagers and uncontrollable sims and even mojang saying they would never add creepers to the game today. like all of these are frustrating and a lot of people complain about them but they’re goofy and important to the games character it’s like being ribbed by a friend and the loss of these kinds of things can make games feel more soulless

alpharad and jaiden animations worlds only celebrity QPR

transmeds are like well I just want to make sure medical transition doesn’t get left out of the conversation and then you talk to them for like two minutes and they’re like why would a transgender “woman” want to wear pants