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Number One Beta Tournament Finals
Shotaro Hidari (Kamen Rider W) vs Kim Soleum (Got Dropped Into a Ghost Story, Still Gotta Work)
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Need some fables AESOP
Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!
What kind of little creachur did you find?
A lil lizard
Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say
The softest little bunny rabbit
A glossy beetle
Frog :3
Teeny tiny hedgehog
Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen
Fish in it's little fish bowl
Fox with a fluffy tail
Snail friend :3
Snake that winds around your arm
Sentient potato
You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?
It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)
Bright neon rainbow spots!
Tiny little antlers!
It has eight eyes!
There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!
It purrs!
It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!
It glows softly when you pet it!
It's leucistic or melanistic!
Those claws are made of metal!
Something else - tell me in the tags!
Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <
The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?
Let's call it...
Spot
Georgette
Dill Pickle
Charlie
Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom
Sourdough
Raspberry Tart
Bear
The Great Destroyer of Worlds
The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)
Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)
As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.
Where does it make it's bed?
Your pillow :)
Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use
On top of the fridge
In your laundry hamper
In the tiny space between two books on your shelf
Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises
In your coziest winter hat
Nestled among all the art supplies
In the Lego pirate ship on display
In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere
No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit
It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)
Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -
What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?
It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!
Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!
Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!
Cuddle time <3
Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!
Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!
It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc
Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!
It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!
Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!
Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3
Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???
Good luck with your new creachur!!
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Movie vs Manga
The Hobbit movies would have been vastly improved by going the same route as the The Princess Bride movie
Just constant cuts to the future with Frodo chiming in as Bilbo tells the story to be like “that’s not how you told it when I was little!” and “wait, you never mentioned these orcs chasing you!”
And Bilbo hems and haws like “well, I didn’t want to scare the children” etc and we see the same scene get replayed multiple times with slight variations as Frodo and Bilbo bicker about the details of what actually happened
(And then we can do an extra gut-punch at the end where Bilbo tells the little kids “yeah, the dwarves were all fine, nobody died, they recovered from their wounds and went on to rule the kingdom” and maybe we get a glimpse of a universe where that happened… but Bilbo turns away as soon as the children are gone and stared out the window while he relives the truth all over again 😭)
plus we could have seen the original version where Gollum just gave the ring to Bilbo as the prize in the riddle contest, and then have Frodo say "That's funny because Gandalf told me...." and then the true version, at which point Bilbo clears his throat awkwardly and looks at the ceiling.
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
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THEREFORE, I SHALL RESIGN THE PRESIDENCY, EFFECTIVE AT NOON TOMORROW 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space
This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon
Oh shit I better hurry
