if you have no low contrast theme i will kill you

i know i’ve made 7 posts about it already but it makes me fucking insane how rarely any sites have a low contrast dark theme. i’ll fucking kill you

it's not as fun having a 28 foot dick as you'd think it is

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

i always do my bunny best but im a wolf so mixed results awoops

This has to be considered some form of bullying

before delis existed if you wanted a panini you had to go to the village blacksmith, the only tradesman with the tools needed to heat up and crush flat your sandwich

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent