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my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

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It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.
this vibe
Iām reading a book about the famous mass grave of queer Ancient Greek soldiers, and the whole forward talks about these āamazingly detailed skeletal diagramsā of every skeleton in the grave, sketched by the Victorian archeologist who originally dug them up.
These are the diagrams:
They crack me up every time one comes up. Clearly someone skipped art class in whatever fancy boarding school daddy sent them off to.
this is superior humor
I have some to add:
M O R E
I hope you enjoy

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Forgive me father, for Iām about to commit a sin š
No the fuck you're not
#mytwuck
*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me
i saw a license plate this morning that said ādrgn slrā which probably means ādragon slayerā but ādragon slurā is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and itās the only thing i care about right now

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Japanese Nintendo GameCube AD, 2001.
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.Ā
WHaT CAVE JOHNSONāS TURRETāS DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE ITāS A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKINĀ SPRING LOADED PISTONĀ TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but itās 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????
They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal
Fucking S tier game writing
Ellen Starr Lyon - Winter Foliage, 2023

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.
u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls
Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)
GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH
ARRRGGHHH MY BONES
My mom gave me some gluten free knock-off Girl Scout cookies and one of the Os fell off