Overly Angry 1950s Pianist

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

What if everything gets better in 2016

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

i wish i was famous in the 70s so i coulda gone on the muppet show and flirted with the muppets

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

hey so can i get some gross yucky perverted sex that’s also sickeningly tender to the point of tears. please

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

women love to eat my pussy

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure