yknow, like, nya?

snoopy from peanuts is the coolest fictional character and if you disagree i do not want to hear it repurpose that energy into community service hours

idk how this "prev tags" nonsense got started but i promise you i am not following a breadcrumb trail to find out what those tags were. if they're that funny then share them with the class in a reblog like a normal clown this isn't twitter

had to go through peer review. the applicant thanks the board for its approval

Maybe if instead of the vague cutesy term "brain fog" we use the more directly accurate term "neurological damage", that will help ppl stop seeing that as a "minor" outcome of covid

making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same

If i were a tumblr employee selecting tags to ban i would ban the top 10 most popular ships and then clock out for the day

Èowyn could kill Macbeth but Macduff couldn’t kill the Witch-King of Angmar

for the record this IS an apple hate zone yes I have an android phone yes I have a bulky PC with its own USB port yes I use wired headphones. you can go ahead and try to fight me on it but keep in mind how scrappy I must be considering I’m broke as shit and have nothing to lose and can guarantee my phone screen won’t shatter in the brawl

insanity aside, nothing stimulates the tumblr ecosystem like staff pulling some monkey ass stunt

we are animals and they are tossing enrichment into the cage and then tossing the cage out of a moving truck

the banned tags list is long, nonsensical, and random. there's no telling what mundane words will be banned next. for this reason, i propose every tumblr user invents their own leetspeak completely unique to them an

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This is the future tumblr wants