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briscal

whaddit

What the fuck He gets so dry

foreveriallyzombified

what the fuck He gets so dry

white soft fur And dewy eye

baby boy seal boy i Won’t pry

but wat on earth has made You cry

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dajo42

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

man-peach-reborn

c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

mucmucvi

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

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orthoscheme

these brownies seem a little strong

orthoscheme

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

mark-gently

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

konoko

thysannia

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yellow-cat

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

thisisdogs

weird animals run all the time dude

yellow-cat

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

whitepeopletwitter

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Northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

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