🥨pretzel lesbian🥨

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

i do a little pirouette and it dispels several pounds of gravel and shrapnel from my hair

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

That's grinslop. You're only smiling because you're happy.