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"we found gerard's old puke fetish forum messages from the late 90s where they were going by a girl name" is both so deeply predictable it borders on parody and also maybe the most insane thing i've ever seen

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

Jesus fuck I just hit Ellen the generous with my carr

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

The Adventure Zone: Balance is so weird bcus how do I explain to normal people that one of the most impactful medias to me that I've consumed in the last 10 years for me is a DnD podcast where one of the main characters is an elf twink named 'taco' and the first enemy they face is named Magic Brian, who is also an elf twink with a spider companion named Bryan???

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it