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The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

how did they not fucking account for this. sorry but this is really really stupid

this is so funny.

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you