thanks for being born

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

"I think I'd be homura" says the most sayaka person you've ever met

it is normal for girls to drink each other's breast milk. it is normal for girls to drink each other's breast milk. it is normal for girls to drink each other's breast milk. it is normal for girls to drink each other's breast milk.

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

New research indicates 2 cups of black tea a day can increase human lifespan by up to ten million years