thanks for being born

the level up maiden keeps ignoring everythign i say and just dumping all my souls into dex

im pretty sure she just grabbed my ass.

dissociating into passive compliance upon becoming angry =\= “never” becoming angry

intellectualizing and pathologizing your anger until you convince yourself it isn’t rational to be angry =/= “never” becoming angry

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

tonight, we're gonna be 1000000 billion shanten..... 🀄