The Grass is Always Greener Over There

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

and what if i say that Catelyn's tendency to uphold the patriarchy is ALSO a direct result of her parentification at a young age >> which explains why she is so often contradictory as a character, because while she's fit herself into the societally acceptable role, she doesn't quite believe in the credibility of gender roles on a personal level. will you guys shove the pear of anguish down my throat

I have always done my duty, she thought. Perhaps that was why her lord father had always cherished her best of all his children.[...] Then, her mother had died and her father had told her that she must be the lady of Riverrun now, and she had done that too.

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Controversial: Every workplace should hire enough people that if 1 or 2 people call out of work it is literally no big deal. also people should just get to call and say "sorry I can't work today" anytime for any reason and it should be ok

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

phone addiction is absurd bc it’s like ah yes perhaps one more visit to the rectangle of no enrichment or fulfillment will finally enrich and fulfill me

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand