let's exceed mama

“I’m so proud of my enormous child”

And also: I AM PROUD OF MY TINY MOM IF I SIT ON HER ENOUGH MAYBE SHE WILL GET AS BIG AS ME BUT I LOVE HER ANYHOW

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

you're receiving this email because we hate you

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

i'm sick and i brain is Jello

oh

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature