being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

let's exceed mama

“I’m so proud of my enormous child”

And also: I AM PROUD OF MY TINY MOM IF I SIT ON HER ENOUGH MAYBE SHE WILL GET AS BIG AS ME BUT I LOVE HER ANYHOW

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

you're receiving this email because we hate you

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally