sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

There should be an "It's Christian" section when asked why you pressed "hide ad"

I miss OFMD :(

it's funny seeing people brag about eating their steak rare when i straight up just ask for a box cutter and a live rat to be released in the restaurant