shitty wizard

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

the third one looks crooked

Could just be an illusion because the tape is all askew and the paint and tape above are uneven but it also very well be a lil crooked cause I was using a stick to put it even with the baseboard 🤷‍♀️

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

Sometimes you just have to sleep on the couch because your cat and your fiance squeeze you out

Dont sleep on the couch after eating moldy dip it will manifest you dreams about your ex that are uncomfortably realistic