you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Beautiful art, I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from this stage

We listen and we judge harshly and hypocritically

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god