Whoever made that prophecy, your mom's a hoe!

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

Just picked up a free office chair from a local advertisements group and I'm now sitting on it while riding home on the tram. Most comfortable spot in the whole tram, only downside is I roll away every time we're going around curves

vvitch better have my money

payeth me what thee owe me

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

reblogging to live deliciously

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

im so confused-

Me too

What is even going on

Udbeheje omgg

why did you tag this as amphibia

im confused, why are we separating boy and girl colors?/genq

i love this thread

Nature is healing. Nobody commented on the colours being homestuck characters

does anyone want anything from mcdonalds

nuggets 10-pack with buffalo sauce

nugget machine broke ☹️

I despise pink. It's from getting everything as a kid in PINK. I. like. BLUE

ok

can i have the girls happy meal toy

can i get a burger and fries

I am on a diet you insensitive toad

coming from an evangelical background, I can tell you also that "you are what you consume, garbage in garbage out," is a mentality HEAVILY propagated throughout evangelical communities, so if you also come from the same kind of background, it's time to start unpacking that.

Bless this

Hey, uh, Midge, just to clarify here. You’re talking about how you lost your spot on a tour, right? The spot you lost because you knew the headlining comedian was a gay Black man, who had been assaulted because he was gay, who had told you he was afraid that he would lose his career if it was known he was gay… And you performed a routine talking about him, including jokes based around him being gay? Midge, you’re not the victim here, you fucked up.