leo vriska

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

fuck no im not following your alter she posts bad

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok

whos the protein now dipshit

your cat was an honor to see in the window

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird

oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though

A lot of people will refer to hypothetical clones of themselves (evil or otherwise) with it/its pronouns in a dehumanizing way even though they don't personally use them which is really irritating because I don't want to associate with anybody who would see their clone as an object but I also use it/its and presumably my clone would too so what do we do here

have sex, presumably

Oh well of course that goes without saying